nowimthevillain:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE



toxicblogger:

his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”



charizard:

im not even gonna lie he look like the cow



"Something I love about having had some success is being able to treat my friends, but I would hate for anyone to think I was trying to show off. I paid off my mom’s mortgage and bought her a car - things that I knew she needed - but I don’t buy extravagant gifts all the time. I tried to give money to my dad, but he wouldn’t take it. He’ll barely take a Christmas present off of me. I want to do up the house he lives in, but at the same time I don’t want to be that idiot who walks in and throws money around. When I go to the pub with my mates we just buy rounds - the way it should be. I’m not going to be ordering bottles of champagne. It’s just not me."



@NiallOfficial: Also wtf? Playing the rose bowl on my 21st birthday! Honestly I’m not gona party after that show



jocastas-bible:

white girls are out of control these days 



123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful